Taken poolside at my in-laws’ house on Father’s Day.
Oh, sure, you could try to convince me that there’s a cuter little girl somewhere out there … but you would so be wasting your time.
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Daddy's Briefs
- ... or 3.) The apparent lack of a "Log out" link anywhere on the @Flickr page in a desktop browser. Just me? about 2 days ago
- 2.) The fact that my @Flickr pro accounts are now wasted $$ ... about 2 days ago
- I don't know what I like more about the new @Flickr: 1.) The heinous layout/design ... about 2 days ago
- Your mother. about 1 week ago
- Fun science fact: It is physically impossible to NOT have a drink while listening to AC/DC's "Have a Drink On Me." about 2 weeks ago
- Q: What kind of a man pisses all over the toilet seat in a workplace bathroom and doesn't clean it up? A: The bad-aim, giant-asshole kind. about 2 weeks ago
- If #NRA CEO Wayne Lapierre was a bigger asshole, he would need a full-time colonoscopist. Linking Boston bombing to your cause? You douche. about 2 weeks ago
- #RedSox are the only team in MLB with 20 wins and single-digit loss record. Neener neener, everyone else's team. about 2 weeks ago
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Recent Posts
- No, I don’t miss this view at all. Why do you ask? *weep*
- Believe it or not, Hallmark passed on this one
- Exciting news: I am now the millionaire owner of a Major League Baseball school whose employee roster includes Michael Cudlitz, star of the TNT cop-drama “SouthLAnd.”
- And then I got into a political argument with Boston Red Sox pitching legend Curt Schilling
- If you like this, you should probably put a ring on it … and then you should get your head checked by a mental-health professional.
- Burger King spiked my co-worker’s fries with a mind-altering substance
- The Scratches Take Manhattan, Part 3
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Greatest Hits
- A note to my children from The Elf on the Shelf
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery Rhyme
- Mother Nature is a heartless wench who will turn your own children against you
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
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4 Comments
She is adorable!!!
And, having a daughter of my own, I know exactly what you mean when you say that any attempts to convince would be a waste of time :O)
I’m visiting via your comment on pioneer woman.
Oh man, what a doll! Very nice shot and a darling daughter.
.-= Jessie at Blog Schmog´s last blog ..More Piggies! =-.
What a beautiful picture of a beautiful girl!
(visiting by way of Pioneer Woman)
You are so right! Truly precious!