The children understand the call-response concept of the “knock-knock” joke, but the actual humor part? That escapes them.
Here’s Jayna’s latest attempt, delivered while at the dinner table this evening:
“Daddy, knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“W h o i s t h e r e?”
“Knock knock.”
“W H O ’ S T H E R E?”
“Apple in your underwear, I won’t get your orange juice!”
Eat your heart out, Chris Rock.
3 Comments
I think I saw that one on SNL once
LOL, just found your blog for the first time. Kids are funny aren’t they? I wish I had a nickle for every bad knock knock joke I’ve had to sit through in the last 18 yrs. (I could bailout the economy!)
Love your ‘quote-worthy’ currently up.
It’s sure a scary time that we’re in, trying to raise kids with the thought that the country may be down the crapper if we elect these bumbling baffoons on the Repub ticket.
BTW, lovely wedding pics.
Dan: Yeah, she’s signed to a lucrative deal w/ NBC.
Sheila: Thanks for the compliments. I appreciate it.