“Honey? Can you come here for a minute and pretend you care?”
Enter, Wonder Woman.
“So I’ve been struggling with this for hours, and I just downloaded and installed some blah blah geek geek blah, which is awesome, because look at this: [I click on something, and something happens that, I swear to god, is one of the coolest things ever—if you’re a total geek.]
Wonder Woman, convincingly: “OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME, HONEY! WOW! REALLY, THAT’S AMAZING! SERIOUSLY! YOU ARE SO HOT!”
“OK, that’s enough. Thanks.”
Exit, Wonder Woman.