Little Miss Thing here got annoyed with me for trying to take her picture this morning while she was sitting in front of the iMac in our playroom (a.k.a. the dumping station for every toy ever made) … and I’m glad, because this picture of her warding me off has a lot more character than this one.
- My ADD is so severe that I can't remember if I took my ADD medication...like, two mins ago. Wait, what were we just talking about...? about 3 hours ago
- The best part of my son's school project definitely isn't the part where I stay up till 2 a.m. trying to get his video to loop on my iPad. about 6 days ago
- New Blog Post - I'm basically replacing @HowardStern...except for the "replacing Howard Stern" part: http://t.co/VEGvylfKT9 CC: @Siriusjay about 6 days ago
- Guy in front of me just asked gas-station cashier for $44 on pump four. Coincidence ... or OCD? about 1 week ago
- When I hear my young, childless co-workers talk to each other about their lives, it feels like I'm hearing Martians talk about life on Mars. about 1 week ago
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Letters to my kids
- It’s very important that one of you buy me a house on Florida’s Gulf Coast, because fuck this (16)
- I’m basically replacing Howard Stern … except for the “replacing Howard Stern” part. (2)
- Another mouth to feed (40)
- aspie: so i was just browsing and came across this on google, and speaking as a autistic geek, you realy should learn...
- I’m basically replacing Howard Stern … except for the “replacing Howard Stern” part.
- It’s very important that one of you buy me a house on Florida’s Gulf Coast, because fuck this
- A fan’s-eye view of Howard Stern’s Birthday Bash
- If this shit keeps up, I’m pretty sure I’ll be sleeping at Howard Stern’s place this weekend
- The Week in Review: January 24, 2014 … a collection of bitching and moaning misleadingly presented as though it were part of an ongoing weekly feature that doesn’t really exist
- Fuck you, snow.
- In which I place far too much importance on winning tickets to Howard Stern’s Birthday Bash
- Please don’t make me stab you.