Let it not be said that we don’t show these kids a good time.
Zan’s intent is to look fearsome and evil, but Jayna, armed with the power of pixie dust, is merely bemused, at best.
She does do a nice job of helping him get ready to go out and wreak havoc on the universe, though. For example, she makes sure all of his life-support systems are functioning properly, and that his evil garb hangs just right.
Meanwhile, the real Jedi Master is Daddy, who can simultaneously wield both a lightsaber and an SLR camera with tremendous aplomb.
What’s that? Oh, no, we don’t live in a toy store; it just looks that way.

