As in, “Mother Nature, please pucker yours up and plant them on either my left or right ass cheek; your choice.”
It’s snowing outside. Again. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ahem. Sorry. I’m a bit loopy from all this here winter and such.
Wonder Woman brought these home from the grocery store today, placed them in a vase, and placed that vase on the stovetop, beneath the light that lives on the underside of the over-the-range microwave. That light most directly illuminated this particular bud, which I thought would make for a lovely picture. And it does, doesn’t it?
Now if only we could fast-forward to the part where the tulips are actually growing out of the ground in my yard instead of hibernating indoors like the rest of us …