Jayna’s no dummy; never trust a guy in a giant bunny suit, and make sure your big brother keeps him away from you.
Daddy's Briefs
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- Daddy Scratches Fragrance Tip™: If 10 secs after you walk into neighboring cubicle I'm overpowered by your perfume, you're wearing too much. about 4 days ago from web
- You Know You're Old When: The shit you think is *so* 5 minutes ago is shit young people have never even heard of. about 1 week ago from web
- If I could have foreseen getting hit in the nuts as hard as I just did with a lacrosse ball, I wouldn't have bothered getting a vasectomy. about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPhone
- I love when the babysitter's car is nicer than mine. Doesn't at all make me question my life path. about 2 weeks ago from Twitter for iPhone
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Greatest Hits
- A note to my children from The Elf on the Shelf
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery Rhyme
- Mother Nature is a heartless wench who will turn your own children against you
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
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11 Comments
Great Easter picture, your kids are dolls and Jayna is right. What kinda friggin bunny is that.
Adorable! And I didn’t realize bunnies had optometrists.
K…that was funny! I never get the picture taken with the Easter bunny…I should though, just so they can have something else to talk about with their therapist when they get older! lol!
where’s the bunny love? no arm around the kids- group hug thing?
~Lisa
I love the look on her face =)
Why do I keep seeing Easter bunny pictures where the bunny is wearing a tie? Honestly, the Easter bunny must have totally phoned it in when I was a kid, because I don’t remember him every being so well-dressed.
How cute! They really do look like miniature versions of you and wonderwoman! I wouldn’t trust a giant unsmiling bunny, either.
How old is that freaking bunny? I have a pic of my son with that guy 24 years ago!
Seriously, why do they have to make Easter bunnies look so creepy? He looks like a middle-aged child molester bunny.
There was a random man in a bunny costume driving around my brother-in-law’s town. He kept popping up every where I went. I think I might have a bunny stalker. Hopefully I won’t ever have to deal with a celery stalker. ba dum ching
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Is Mr. Bunny wearing a velour track suit?
That bunny looks awfully um…. surprised? cute!