Jayna’s no dummy; never trust a guy in a giant bunny suit, and make sure your big brother keeps him away from you.
Daddy's Briefs
- RT @HowardStern: Cory Booker Nails Marriage Equality In 5 Minutes http://t.co/vbORSEvC via @moveon @corybooker about 2 days ago from Twitter for iPhone
- If the new #VanHalen album kicked any more ass, it'd be wanted for assault. Full-body goosebumps. Dear @EddieVanHalen: Sorry I doubted you. about 2 days ago from web
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme: http://t.co/mkoOo7Du about 4 days ago from web
- Someone just found my site by searching the Internet for "middle aged male." Thanks for the reminder, asshole. about 5 days ago from web
- I love people. Especially when they stay away from me. about 6 days ago from web
- Hey, does anybody know if @Google is changing their privacy policy? about 6 days ago from Twitter for Mac
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Recent Posts
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
- Happy Birthday to me … in NYC … Wait, come back. I promise I won’t try to bust out any more rhymes.
- If I had been any closer to the stage at that Van Halen show the other night, I’d be carrying Eddie’s baby
- That blow job I offered 2012? Already paying off.
Recent Comments
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme. (29)
- Kristin: Been there. Paid extra for the flavoring, only to have children immediately throw up the expensive medicine...
- Nicole: Brilliant! No other words.
- Wombat Central: After having spent roughly 2 hours to dispense 2 teaspoons of that shit to my son last year, I salute...
- Dorice: Oh Baby Tinks & Poops. A classic indeed.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.” (40)
- Barbara: “having a dog is like having a baby … except the baby never advances beyond age two” Truer words...
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme. (29)
Greatest Hits
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.
11 Comments
Great Easter picture, your kids are dolls and Jayna is right. What kinda friggin bunny is that.
Adorable! And I didn’t realize bunnies had optometrists.
K…that was funny! I never get the picture taken with the Easter bunny…I should though, just so they can have something else to talk about with their therapist when they get older! lol!
where’s the bunny love? no arm around the kids- group hug thing?
~Lisa
I love the look on her face =)
Why do I keep seeing Easter bunny pictures where the bunny is wearing a tie? Honestly, the Easter bunny must have totally phoned it in when I was a kid, because I don’t remember him every being so well-dressed.
How cute! They really do look like miniature versions of you and wonderwoman! I wouldn’t trust a giant unsmiling bunny, either.
How old is that freaking bunny? I have a pic of my son with that guy 24 years ago!
Seriously, why do they have to make Easter bunnies look so creepy? He looks like a middle-aged child molester bunny.
There was a random man in a bunny costume driving around my brother-in-law’s town. He kept popping up every where I went. I think I might have a bunny stalker. Hopefully I won’t ever have to deal with a celery stalker. ba dum ching
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Is Mr. Bunny wearing a velour track suit?
That bunny looks awfully um…. surprised? cute!