Turns out it’s been hiding in Pennsylvania!
While I was holed up at my in-laws’ house today working, Wonder Woman and her mom took the kids to a nearby park, where my mom-in-law helped them feed the ducks. They’ve gone to this park a number of times in the past couple of years, and, in addition to ducks, the on-site water fowl apparently also include some extremely hostile geese.
“We’re going to the park, Daddy,” Zan told me this morning as they were getting ready to leave. “Wish me luck getting away from the goose when he chases me!”
Man, you know what would make for a great entry on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”? If you attached, like, a whole loaf of bread to your child’s clothing and set him or her loose near a gaggle of geese. Kinda like “Jackass” for toddlers.