A lovely shot (if I do say so myself) of Diana’s Bath in North Conway, New Hampshire, which we visited the morning after our Story Land adventure. The kids staged a mutiny shortly after we arrived. Fortunately, our next destination was more to their liking … which I’ll tell you about in my next blog entry, coming soon. (Yes, I’m such a tease.)
Daddy's Briefs
- At fucking last ... http://t.co/TWf9vNdD about 5 days ago from web
- Daddy Scratches Fragrance Tip™: If 10 secs after you walk into neighboring cubicle I'm overpowered by your perfume, you're wearing too much. about 5 days ago from web
- You Know You're Old When: The shit you think is *so* 5 minutes ago is shit young people have never even heard of. about 1 week ago from web
- If I could have foreseen getting hit in the nuts as hard as I just did with a lacrosse ball, I wouldn't have bothered getting a vasectomy. about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPhone
- I love when the babysitter's car is nicer than mine. Doesn't at all make me question my life path. about 2 weeks ago from Twitter for iPhone
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- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery Rhyme
- Mother Nature is a heartless wench who will turn your own children against you
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- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
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3 Comments
Gorgeous picture…I’m with your kids not much of a hiker!
Let me guess. You took them on a tour of the Anheuser-Busch brewery? With a stop at King Kone for their signature foot-long soft-serve?
.-= Dave´s last blog ..Someone here is gettin’ old =-.
Aaaaaaaaand, another background shot for my desktop. You ROCK.