One minute, you and your denial are having a perfectly fine time pretending that summer’s not over … and the next minute, your wife is shattering the illusion by building a fall-time diorama on your front lawn.
Daddy's Briefs
- Dear Apple: Your failure to provide an option for me to disable the "Faces" feature in iPhoto makes me want to punch you in yours. about 1 day ago from Twitter for Mac
- No, seriously: I'm selling my #Dad2Summit ticket for $150 under current official price. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? about 1 day ago from web
- The hideout where you'll hold me for ransom should be someplace tropical. With an ocean view. And you have to split the ransom with me. about 1 day ago from web
- I will willingly cooperate with the first one of you who kidnaps me from this cubicle and holds me for ransom. about 1 day ago from web
- This hurts, but: I'm selling my #Dad2Summit ticket for $205. Current full-price cost: $350. So, yeah: It's a good deal. For you, that is. about 2 days ago from web
- RT @HowardStern: Cory Booker Nails Marriage Equality In 5 Minutes http://t.co/vbORSEvC via @moveon @corybooker about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPhone
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Recent Posts
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
- Happy Birthday to me … in NYC … Wait, come back. I promise I won’t try to bust out any more rhymes.
- If I had been any closer to the stage at that Van Halen show the other night, I’d be carrying Eddie’s baby
- That blow job I offered 2012? Already paying off.
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- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme. (34)
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Greatest Hits
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.
6 Comments
How dare she!
It is pretty though.
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..Well, Hello Friday! =-.
Darn those fall-time dioramas! Luckily the weather is cooperating with me and my denial. I have noticed it getting cooler at night though.
.-= Dcan´s last blog ..You Capture – Happiness =-.
Yeah, last night, right around sundown, I had to wear a sweater AND a hoodie. Don’t mind though, I love autumn. I guess it’s the sweet leaf decat and wood-smoke aromas, and a lot less bugs in the forest! But my wife’s a summer person, so I can vicariously relate.
.-= Will´s last blog ..Baby’s Home! =-.
Hardy–har-har.
It is definitely nowhere near fall yet in SW Florida… In fact it is 90 degrees right now, at 11:00 in the am.
.-= Casey´s last blog ..Springerles =-.
Nowhere near Fall here, yet, either, but I’ll gladly use this lovely reminder of the upcoming Fall-ness as my PC wallpaper if you don’t mind.
Very beautiful ‘scaping, WW!
Someone asked me last week whether I’d thought about my Halloween costume. I can’t think why they’d be so cruel.
.-= Raz´s last blog ..The Waiting Game =-.