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	<title>Comments on: If not for The Force, Darth Vader would have totally gotten his ass kicked, because that suit? Not very practical.</title>
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	<description>Watch as 40-year-old suburban husband, father and writer with delusions of grandeur has a meltdown before your very eyes.</description>
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		<title>By: ThePeachy1</title>
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		<dc:creator>ThePeachy1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 04:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uhm I am thinking the comic book store should hire you full time, and branch out to singing telegrams... also of note.  When we had floaters or bloaters  our sensitive skin guys would use toothpaste instead of Vics... Although honestly nothing would help in that suit. But it was a trick I taught my husband when he undertook poopy diaper duty... It helped him</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhm I am thinking the comic book store should hire you full time, and branch out to singing telegrams&#8230; also of note.  When we had floaters or bloaters  our sensitive skin guys would use toothpaste instead of Vics&#8230; Although honestly nothing would help in that suit. But it was a trick I taught my husband when he undertook poopy diaper duty&#8230; It helped him</p>
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		<title>By: Jocelyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jocelyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think this is my favorite post yet. Your always-eloquent prose had me giggling from the start, but the photo of Darth standing forlornly in the McDonald&#039;s playground sent me over the edge...to the dahhhk siiiide. Your blog is truly a &quot;force&quot; to be reckoned with. Heh heh. (Yes, I&#039;ll be keeping my day job.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think this is my favorite post yet. Your always-eloquent prose had me giggling from the start, but the photo of Darth standing forlornly in the McDonald&#8217;s playground sent me over the edge&#8230;to the dahhhk siiiide. Your blog is truly a &#8220;force&#8221; to be reckoned with. Heh heh. (Yes, I&#8217;ll be keeping my day job.)</p>
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, that is too funny!  I wonder how many other people&#039;s sweat is caked on the inside of that costume?  YUCK!!

What type of camera did you use to take the first bunch of photos in this post?  They look great!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, that is too funny!  I wonder how many other people&#8217;s sweat is caked on the inside of that costume?  YUCK!!</p>
<p>What type of camera did you use to take the first bunch of photos in this post?  They look great!</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least you dressed up as something cool.  My husband? Fat Elvis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least you dressed up as something cool.  My husband? Fat Elvis.</p>
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		<title>By: Lynda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lynda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am still laughing at your hilarious story.  Make no mistake that  your children will never forget how wonderful you were during their formative years. And it just keeps on getting better!  Thankx for the Monday morning chuckles!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am still laughing at your hilarious story.  Make no mistake that  your children will never forget how wonderful you were during their formative years. And it just keeps on getting better!  Thankx for the Monday morning chuckles!</p>
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		<title>By: Frannie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frannie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The thing that I love most about this post is Zan in the first picture.   The way he&#039;s holding onto your arm just screams ownership - as in &quot;this is MY dad, isn&#039;t he great!&quot;  

Good stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The thing that I love most about this post is Zan in the first picture.   The way he&#8217;s holding onto your arm just screams ownership &#8211; as in &#8220;this is MY dad, isn&#8217;t he great!&#8221;  </p>
<p>Good stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>when &quot;... she quickly threw on her Snow White costume&quot;  Oh my god, I busted a gut laughing!!!!

You are an incredibly talented writer.  
I look forward to reading about more adventures with the scratchy clan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>when &#8220;&#8230; she quickly threw on her Snow White costume&#8221;  Oh my god, I busted a gut laughing!!!!</p>
<p>You are an incredibly talented writer.<br />
I look forward to reading about more adventures with the scratchy clan</p>
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		<title>By: nonsoccermom</title>
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		<dc:creator>nonsoccermom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that is awesome!  Well, not the asstastically stinky costume part, but way to take one for the team!  Hilarious!!
.-= nonsoccermom´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/11/11/everything-but-the-kitchen-sink-oh/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Everything but the kitchen sink….oh.&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that is awesome!  Well, not the asstastically stinky costume part, but way to take one for the team!  Hilarious!!<br />
<span class="cluv"> nonsoccermom´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/11/11/everything-but-the-kitchen-sink-oh/" rel="nofollow">Everything but the kitchen sink….oh.</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://daddyscratches.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Dcan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dcan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are sooo brave and awesome!   You&#039;ve got to watch this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw   not for kids though, rated R for bad language.
.-= Dcan´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://chroniclecantrell.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-capture-real-life.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;You Capture - Real Life&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are sooo brave and awesome!   You&#8217;ve got to watch this, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw</a>   not for kids though, rated R for bad language.<br />
<span class="cluv"> Dcan´s last blog ..<a href="http://chroniclecantrell.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-capture-real-life.html" rel="nofollow">You Capture &#8211; Real Life</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://daddyscratches.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Wendy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wendy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are one awesome Dad!
.-= Wendy´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://kiss-that-frog.blogspot.com/2009/11/crunchy-edamame-salad.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Crunchy Edamame Salad&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are one awesome Dad!<br />
<span class="cluv"> Wendy´s last blog ..<a href="http://kiss-that-frog.blogspot.com/2009/11/crunchy-edamame-salad.html" rel="nofollow">Crunchy Edamame Salad</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://daddyscratches.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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