Came out rather nice, didn’t it?
Quick Christmas-tree story for you: Wonder Woman and I were living in Arizona during our first couple of Christmases together, and we’d fly back east for the holidays … and because I’m neurotic, I wouldn’t want to leave an unattended Christmas tree sitting in our apartment for two weeks, because I was sure it would spontaneously combust and burn down the entire state while we were away.
And I still laugh when I imagine the neighbors looking out their windows and watching me drag the tree to the dumpster on, like, December 20th.
“… the fuck? Dude’s throwing away their Christmas tree! Damn, they must have had one hell of a fight, eh, honey?”
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Not a fake lol, but a literal laugh out loud. Hilarious story.
.-= Joe´s last blog ..The Griswald Faaamily Christmas Tree =-.
Sometimes I think we’re the same level of neurotic and then you tell a story like that and I think, “nope, he’s way worse than me.” Thank you for that.