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Fiyah!
Photo of the Day for December 22, 2009
Behold! I am manly! I made FIYAH!!
Seeing as how I told you about our plan to resurrect our five-years-dead fireplace, I figured I should share with you the payoff.
The kids have been very adamant that we not light a fire on Christmas Eve, what with Mr. C scheduled to come down the chimney and all. Ironically, when Wonder Woman and I are laying out all the presents Thursday night, it’ll be clear that we’ve already done more than enough burning … through our cash, that is.











And why would you and Wonder Woman be putting out gifts and not Santa?!?!?!
Besides everyone knows that Santa can put out the fire and light it back. He is MAGIC.
Ferngoddess´s last blog ..Relax
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–>I heard Santa has arthritis and prefers the front door now.
WebSavyMom´s last blog ..Post It Note Tuesday
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One word: jealous!
*lol*
Dudge OH´s last blog ..DudgeOH: Feeling like Santa! Just helped a stranger get around the Zhu Zhu Pet limit @ WalMart! Merry Christmas to you & your kids, lady. *s*
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Not only will Santa get singed, the reindeers’ hooves might get a little too toasty up there on the roof. And burning reindeer hoof is not a scent to be enjoyed. It’s like eau de Diaper Genie times ten.
Kate at And Then I Was a Mom´s last blog ..Fa la la la la. Where are the freakin’ flamingos?
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Living in a condo without a fireplace, I’ve been limited to watching the Yule Log on Comcast On Demand. It’s lame.
Joe´s last blog ..Murray’s Snowstorm Recap
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And twas a lovely fire and a lovely meal on Christmas Day at your house!
M-M xo
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