New Year’s Eve brought with it some snow, and nothing says “Happy New Year!” quite like two kids who want to go outside and play at 6:30 a.m. on New Year’s Day, am I right? Fortunately, Wonder Woman took the hit, so she was the one who suited up the children and braved the elements to capture this early morning photo. (Hey, I offered to get up, but she declined. Seriously. No, I have no idea why she would turn that down. Perhaps she was still drunk.)

The helmets? Oh, the kids always wear those during the early morning hours … you know, just in case I snap — which is always a possibility at any time of day, but particularly likely around dawn.