Today sucked. Here’s some cool looking snow atop the bush outside my front door. The end.
I’ll do better for you tomorrow. Promise.
Daddy's Briefs
- This hurts, but: I'm selling my #Dad2Summit ticket for $205. Current full-price cost: $350. So, yeah: It's a good deal. For you, that is. about 19 hours ago from web
- RT @HowardStern: Cory Booker Nails Marriage Equality In 5 Minutes http://t.co/vbORSEvC via @moveon @corybooker about 4 days ago from Twitter for iPhone
- If the new #VanHalen album kicked any more ass, it'd be wanted for assault. Full-body goosebumps. Dear @EddieVanHalen: Sorry I doubted you. about 5 days ago from web
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme: http://t.co/mkoOo7Du about 1 week ago from web
- Someone just found my site by searching the Internet for "middle aged male." Thanks for the reminder, asshole. about 1 week ago from web
- I love people. Especially when they stay away from me. about 1 week ago from web
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Recent Posts
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
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- If I had been any closer to the stage at that Van Halen show the other night, I’d be carrying Eddie’s baby
- That blow job I offered 2012? Already paying off.
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Greatest Hits
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.
11 Comments
That Is Good snow though hey???
What a sculpture!
Hang in there, Jon!
.-= ToadMama´s last blog ..Our Ski Adventure =-.
At least it wasn’t a bunny with a pancake on its head.
.-= The Domestic Goddess´s last blog ..What You Should Know Before Owning a Dog =-.
–>What’s that white stuff called again? We get nothing but rain at the beach. *sigh*
Good lord, that looks snowy. I just got back from visiting Illinois and Indiana and I couldn’t be happier that I live in Phoenix.
.-= Kara´s last blog ..Chicago, part deux – downtown =-.
Sayin’ a prayer for ya!
You’re welcome to send that snow on up to Alaska. It’s been raining here for days.
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I was cleaning the pool today in 71 degrees thinking a little coolness would be just what I needed. hahahahaha NOT! I feel for you though, does that count? Hang in there Jon, the groundhog comes out soon, doesn’t he?
Well, duh…it might help if I say I live in wonderful Arizona…..
So you’re going through a tough time….stop whining about how you can’t write – boring!
If you can’t write, don’t.
We’ll read what you write when you write it, we aren’t sitting here hanging on every pissy offering. There are plenty of entertaining bloggers who post when they have something good.
You do have some good stuff but tighter editing would make it better.
notamerican: C’mon, don’t hold back; tell me how you really feel.