(You can see the real version here. Keep in mind that I’m roughly 20 years older than this guy and didn’t get paid to rehearse for a week with a five-camera shoot, OK?)
Daddy's Briefs
- At fucking last ... http://t.co/TWf9vNdD about 5 days ago from web
- Daddy Scratches Fragrance Tip™: If 10 secs after you walk into neighboring cubicle I'm overpowered by your perfume, you're wearing too much. about 5 days ago from web
- You Know You're Old When: The shit you think is *so* 5 minutes ago is shit young people have never even heard of. about 1 week ago from web
- If I could have foreseen getting hit in the nuts as hard as I just did with a lacrosse ball, I wouldn't have bothered getting a vasectomy. about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPhone
- I love when the babysitter's car is nicer than mine. Doesn't at all make me question my life path. about 2 weeks ago from Twitter for iPhone
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- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery Rhyme
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- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
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- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
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48 Comments
Awesome. You are brave. At least you have the legs to pull it off
Happy alone time… but don’t get too crazy now!
.-= Casey´s last blog ..S’mores Mini Cupcakes =-.
Fine job of it. Does this video relate in any way to your psychiatrist being on vacation this week?
The correct question would be, “Is there any way in which this video *doesn’t* relate to your psychiatrist being on vacation this week?”
That’s great! Don’t have too much fun all alone… You are one brave bloggin’ soul!
Absolutely hilarious! I LOVE IT!
this is fantastic. note to mental health professionals: this is what happens when you leave us alone.
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That was great and brave at the same time! I hope your psychiatrist have someone on call for him or her.
So how many seconds after you uploaded this into cyberspace did you have a massive panic attack and start searching every cubby for a leftover bottle of wellbutrin? Tequila. That was your second choice, right? Ha! It was awesome. And now, Zan and Jayna have something to tell THEIR psychiatrists about when they’re older.
It has been far too long since I’ve seen a collar turned up like that. Quick, now do a scene from _St. Elmo’s Fire_. I’LL BE WAITING.
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Thank you for wearing boxer briefs instead of tidy whiteys!
Would love to hear about WW’s response.
Ok, so you can add TOTALLY HOT F’N LEGS to previous compliments. Way better than Tom Cruise.
Thanks for the smile!
PS “Daddy’s Briefs” will never have the same meaning for me
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Nice legs, Daddy-O!
.-= Jen Tullis´s last blog ..Happy Birthday to My Lub! =-.
I guess that answers the age old “Boxers or Briefs?” question! Loved it!
(And I will now never leave my husband home alone again.)
I’m wondering two things…
1. Was tequila involved?
2. Does Wonder Woman read your blog?
I have to ditto Kernut!
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Well, now. I don’t see Chippendale’s in your immediate future. On the other hand, if this is what you choose to do (production, filming, acting, post-production, etc) instead of sleep, it is much like John McCain losing the “inexperience” bomb when he tapped The Sarah as his running mate. The next time you mention sleep-deprivation, unless you are in an asylum somewhere, I will remain pity-less.
Seriously? Funny, funny, and my first laugh-out-loud of the day, for which I thank you. I did notice you had a wee bit of trouble getting up off the floor, though. Ever try yoga for flexibility?
After picking myself up off the floor from the best belly laugh I have had in quite some time, my conclusion is that this was a valuable therapeutic exercise, and given the many directions my unstable (love ya, honey) husband currently could choose to go, I am relieved that the direction chosen was comedy and entertainment!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am visiting my folks and I CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW THEM!!!!
Oh. My. God. That was somethin’. Not sure exactly what but it was…… words escape me. I think I need a drink.
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O…M…G.!
Dude. I sat here and wondered if I should do a video response to this.
Thank God I remembered just in time that MY LEGS SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN.
Next on the playlist…Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. Don’t try to hide it Scratches, I’ve outed you.
.-= Kara´s last blog ..Last day! =-.
That qualifies as the most creative, most hysterical, most disturbing thing I’ve seen all week. Had Rebecca De Mornay walked in, you’d have gotten bonus points.
Okay and I’ll ignore my masculinity and compliment your legs too, this coming from a guy who looks like a handful of walnuts shoved into a condom.
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LOL, if you were going for light-hearted, you got it! So funny, thanks – I sure needed that. And from one 40 yr old to another, not lookin’ too shabby, either
Well. Seems I’m rendered speechless.
Nice socks?
“Nice socks” works. I’ll take whatever compliments I can get.
And on that note: thank you, one and all … I think.
I have no idea what possessed me to do this.
Like the man said: “Sometimes, you just gotta say, ‘What the fuck.’”
Yup, If you had done that jump-from-the-table-into-the-knee-bend thing, that might have been the end of the video right there. I’m sure Wonder Woman is going to have something to say about this when she returns. Lets hope she doesn’t take away some privileges for misbehaviour!
I have two questions:
Is readership down? (I know I’ve been gone from reading for a while, boy am I glad I’m back, and boy should you be glad I’m on a different continent and don’t know where you live! Great legs, by the way.)
Will Wonder Woman come home after she sees this? (I guess after my previous comments, I would say she’d be crazy not to!)
You’ve hooked me again. LOL!
That was great! Thanks for sharing!
Totally. Made. My. Day.
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Do you know how amazing this was?
Even more because this is my first visit here.
And not the last.
And I should probably go watch “Risky Business”. That’s what that was from, hey? I’ve never seen it.
I’m dating myself.
I totally agree with CK’s lunchbox “That qualifies as the most creative, most hysterical, most disturbing thing I’ve seen all week”
Good job!
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You rock! I’m still laughing – that was pretty damn funny! Have a great weekend!
–>Thank you for the laugh. I had to look closer because I thought it was the Guitar Hero guitar which made me laugh louder.
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Hee hee…I am going to make my husband watch this one…I too may now have to watch the movie.
Hawt. In a creepy sort of way. LOL
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You are a certified nut job! BTW, Daddy is way cuter than Tom Cruise. LOVED IT!!
It just isn’t the same without the tighty whities but thanks for the laugh this morning…keep enjoying your ‘me’ time!
I have a selection of things I use to lift my spirits – this has definitely made it in there. I’ve watched several times and forwarded so don’t be surprised if it goes viral. And I must agree, better legs than Tom.
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You’re too kind.
I tweeted it… TOO funny. Great job. Hearing the first notes of the song, then anticipating the sliding out arrival — you nailed it. LOL Now recreate the subway scene with WW and let us know when it’s up. So to speak.
I want to be you if I’m ever left alone. I’m still waiting on such an opportunity, however.
This was GREAT! I loved WW’s response but can’t wait ot hear from your in-laws. funny, funny….Thanks
P.S. Great legs…..
Sorry about the spelling error. Should be “to” instead of “ot”……geez
Sooooo saving this one for a rainy day!
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I’m with “Kate at And Then I Was a Mom” – do “St. Elmo’s Fire” next!
Your wife is a brave woman to leave you alone.
Personally, I’m waiting for a little “Say Anything”!
LOL! That was great….and you do have the legs for it. So glad my private dancing is not of video anywhere. Glad you are back on the meds, hope you feel better each day.
OMG – thank’s for the HUGE laugh-out-loud-tears-rollin-down-my-face belly laugh I have had in a while! I love your sense of humor and willingness to try anything (ok, most things) once attitude. Way to go!
Wow. I can’t believe I almost missed this one. I wish I had the legs to pull this kind of thing off.
.-= Steam Me Up Kid´s last blog ..Just like Princess Di, only less ana and more arrhea =-.
Jon,
I work in the mental health field…..call if symptoms persist….