Yes, yes, I know you’re all waiting with bated breath for the tale of our dream vacation in Mexico, but you’ll have to wait just a short while longer, for today is a momentous occasion.
No longer am I a 40-year-old man getting it on with a 30-something MILF. As of today, I’m shacking up with a woman my own age.
So here’s to you, my lovely bride, and to the decade ahead. We certainly got things off to a good start.
P.S.: Just remember that I’m the only one around here who’s allowed to have a mid-life crisis; if you melt down, this whole friggin’ ship will sink. (No pressure.)
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That’s a great picture of WW! I’ve always said I thought she was beautiful and has the prettiest smile. Be sure to tell her I said Happy Birthday. (Of course, then she’ll say, ‘who the heck is ToadMama?’ and you’ll have to explain how I’m just this chick from Maryland that’s one of your many blog fans.)
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Happy Birthday WW! Glad the Scratches are back from Mexico, can’t wait to hear the details of your trip. Hope it was everything you wanted it to be +.
If she can’t have a nervous breakdown, does she get shiny red convertible or a hot secretary?
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Enjoy the day with your beautiful wife!
I vote for the convertible. Or a motocycle. Or a hot secretary ON a motorcycle. Wait, that might be my mid life crisis fantasy.
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Hope there is tequila involved in the celebration! Happy b-day @MommyScratches!
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Awww, a birthday post for the birthday girl! Happy Birthday Mommyscratches from strangers all over the interwebs!
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Happy Birthday, Wonder Woman!! I love the picture, she looks like Ellen Pompeo (Grey’s Anatomy), whom I think is beautiful.
Shes a Doll seems you are both blessed to have one another…
Happy Birthday, WW, and many more. And BTW, Daddy Scratches, it’s very doubtful that she’d have a mid-life crisis. She’s lived through yours and it wasn’t pretty. You’re a lucky man, she’s a true wonder.
Wonderful wish to WW. Happy Birthday and beautiful picture of her.
Happy Birthday WW!! Beautiful photo BTW.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WW!! Have a great day…hell…have a great WEEK…I was told once that for special birthdays…you are to celebrate the entire week!! Have a great week!!
Dude you are a trip been reading your stuff for 2 hrs now. INSPIRING!! and your wife is hot too
Hope all is well in your world and I’ll be checkin back on the reg now>
LOL, you sound like my husband! Love it.