She makes a great flag, doesn’t she?
Daddy's Briefs
- Dear Apple: Your failure to provide an option for me to disable the "Faces" feature in iPhoto makes me want to punch you in yours. about 17 hours ago from Twitter for Mac
- No, seriously: I'm selling my #Dad2Summit ticket for $150 under current official price. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? about 1 day ago from web
- The hideout where you'll hold me for ransom should be someplace tropical. With an ocean view. And you have to split the ransom with me. about 1 day ago from web
- I will willingly cooperate with the first one of you who kidnaps me from this cubicle and holds me for ransom. about 1 day ago from web
- This hurts, but: I'm selling my #Dad2Summit ticket for $205. Current full-price cost: $350. So, yeah: It's a good deal. For you, that is. about 2 days ago from web
- RT @HowardStern: Cory Booker Nails Marriage Equality In 5 Minutes http://t.co/vbORSEvC via @moveon @corybooker about 6 days ago from Twitter for iPhone
More ways to love me
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Recent Posts
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme.
- Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
- Happy Birthday to me … in NYC … Wait, come back. I promise I won’t try to bust out any more rhymes.
- If I had been any closer to the stage at that Van Halen show the other night, I’d be carrying Eddie’s baby
- That blow job I offered 2012? Already paying off.
Recent Comments
- Just take the fucking medicine! A nursery rhyme. (34)
- Pam: You know — my kids are grown now, but I remember the medicine battles vividly. Can’t remember when...
- Amber: oh, and I also wanted to add, I told my husband to get it flavored. He said he asked the pharamacist, to which...
- Amber: UPDATE: mints no longer working…REPEAT: mints no longer working. Especially when the medicine is flying...
- Amber: oh wow! We just started our round yesteray, and I bought Ande’s mints for bribes today! I’d try...
- Kristy: As a long-time lurker but first-time commenter… that was beautiful *sniff, sniff*, heart-warming stuff....
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Greatest Hits
- The time I almost became a highly paid insurance mascot.
- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
- The time I finally used my passport.
- The time I got a vasectomy.
- The time I hung out with Van Halen.
- The time I nearly burned down my house.
- The time I partied with all the cool mommybloggers and saved The Bloggess's life … sort of.
- The time I thought my son was going to get his ass kicked by a girl.
- The time I was forced to deal with an incontinent doll.









11 Comments
Do they make that dress in big people sizes? I want it.
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That is an awesome picture – she just looks… so HAPPY!
She really is a cute kid. I know sometimes she can be a challenge for you, but it’s that spirit that will make her extra special as she continues to grow.
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She is just too cute! BTW – I love your photo of the day bit that you do… I can’t tell you the last time I downloaded the photos off my camera…or I would do a photo of the day also…
Hope the job hunting is going in the direction you want it to!
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Great photo! What a smile she’s got going there.
Also great – your grassy field. We’re awash in our typical “Junuary” rains here in the Pacific Northwest, and seeing a sunny grassy field makes me jealous!
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Beautiful dress on a beautiful girl
She seems to be feeling better. Looks like it was a great day in the park!
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Haha that’s cute
I love her dress. 
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nice pic. happy daughter good job..
A grand one, a high flying one, forever in peace may she wave…
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Ah…so cute. Reminds me of- summer time!!! Like when I was a kid and spent hours outside.