Taken this past Sunday at the church where our niece was christened. God and Jesus could not have been further from my mind. The lens melted.
Wow.
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Daddy's Briefs
- In the fairy-tale version of this story, I would have hit an epic home run: http://t.co/FwasqURyp0 about 7 hours ago
- So about that home-run derby? I've got one hell of a story for you. Just as soon as I can. Promise. http://t.co/QQlbPPwuNl about 1 week ago
- If my time in the batting cage tonight is any indication, the followup to my latest post will be hysterical ... to everyone but me, that is. about 1 week ago
- Don't know how I missed this tweet from @trent_reznor weeks ago ... but this + the new NIN song = Christmas in June. https://t.co/4p2zffWFK8 about 1 week ago
- Went to bed in my @nineinchnails T-shirt and woke up to a new NIN song. It's like the Tooth Fairy x 1,000. http://t.co/djy0NeKhfW about 1 week ago
- I wrote something. Try not to faint. New post: Take Me Out to the Therapist... Take Me Out to the Shrink... http://t.co/lTYSn8CjXj about 1 week ago
- The boy & I are deep in enemy territory tonight. @RedSox vs @Phillies http://t.co/wBHIRjbrcJ about 2 weeks ago
- Dear Bud Light Lime-a-rita: If the objective of your inaugural commercial was to make me throw up in my mouth ... job well done! about 3 weeks ago
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- In the fairy-tale version of this story, I would have hit an epic home run
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- No, I don’t miss this view at all. Why do you ask? *weep*
- Believe it or not, Hallmark passed on this one
- Exciting news: I am now the millionaire owner of a Major League Baseball school whose employee roster includes Michael Cudlitz, star of the TNT cop-drama “SouthLAnd.”
- And then I got into a political argument with Boston Red Sox pitching legend Curt Schilling
- If you like this, you should probably put a ring on it … and then you should get your head checked by a mental-health professional.
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- The time I built a car … I mean, a high-tech doorstop.
- The time I committed the most embarrassing social gaffe in the history of embarrassing social gaffes.
- The time I couldn't free my daughter from a bath seat in which she had become trapped.
- The time I did my best to completely sabotage a dream vacation.
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- The time I nearly burned down my house.
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Hubba Hubba.
Just sayin’
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I’d kill for those eyebrows. Or maim, at the very least.
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Your wife is gorgeous! You have much to be thankful!
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What beautiful eyes! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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that is a great shot!!!
Holy incredible eyes! Shes beautiful.
Shame on you. I was there for a religious exercise, and I certainly did not count on being photographed.
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You know I can’t resist when you look at me like that.
Aww, shucks. Now go Get a room…..
Uh yeah, just a *little* bit gorgeous!
Great shot! Whether intentional or not, that was surely a
“come hither” look!
Great, shot! Your wife is lovely. Found your blog through
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