Us, circa 1999:
Us, circa 2010:
Wonder Woman is headed to the hairdresser today, and she asked me for some input about what to do with her locks. I recalled the 1999 photo up top there as being one in which her hair looked particularly lovely, so I dug it out. Wow.
And now, I will spend the rest of the day hearing Mick Jagger’s voice in my head singing, “What a drag it is getting oooold.” (So old, in fact, that I’m wondering if you whippersnappers even know who Mick Jagger is.)
Actually, I have occasionally gone on Facebook and seen present-day pictures of people I graduated high school with … and some look fantastic … and some look like they could be the grandparents of people I graduated high school with … so, on a sliding scale of “Don’t look a day over 18” to “Holy shit, is that the Crypt Keeper?,” I think my lovely bride and I are holding up OK … but those of you who don’t yet have children and plan to do so, consider yourself warned: Those yet-to-be-born kids are gonna age your ass like you would not believe.