So here’s that Lamborghini I was telling you about. It was parked outside the Rittenhouse Hotel in Philadelphia, widely considered the nicest hotel in the city. Wonder Woman and I stayed in a luxurious and spacious suite there on our wedding night way back in 1998. Back then, as a young lad in my 20s, I dared to dream that I might one day be able to afford such a car. Thirteen years later, I can’t afford to spend a night at the hotel it was parked in front of.
Might be time to reevaluate my game plan.