Believe it or not, Hallmark passed on this one

Jenny, a.k.a. The Bloggess, recently wrote a post that contained a number of Valentine’s Day-card suggestions. This is not one of them … but she did write this phrase elsewhere within that same post, and I feel it really captures the sentiment of this special occasion:

For fuck's sake, it's just Valentine's Day! Come on.

In related news: Fifteen years ago today, I asked Wonder Woman to marry me. Tonight, she’ll mark the occasion by playing Bunco with a group of fellow moms who apparently felt Bunco Night just COULD. NOT. WAIT. (Worth noting: I have no idea what the fuck Bunco is. I’m picturing a card game that involves riding a mechanical bull? Maybe?)

Whatever the case, I’m totally cool with it. A cold, snowy night in mid-February doesn’t exactly scream “romance” anyway. I’d rather make up for it on Cinco de Mayo. After all, what goes better with love than tequila, am I right?

Actually, come to think of it, what goes better with anything than tequila?

I believe I’ve made my point.

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  1. Posted February 14, 2013 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    I agree…. everything goes better with tequila
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  2. Posted February 14, 2013 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

    great idea for a generic card…leave the holiday line blank and fill in your own. I have a long list of occasions I could use it with. BTW….Happy Proposal Day!
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  3. Posted February 15, 2013 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    Yes, your point is a good one.
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  4. Posted February 15, 2013 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    Happy effing VD to you and yours!!!
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  5. Posted March 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    Hallmark doesn’t have a sense of humor. I’ve been looking for a great card about the first day of Spring, guess I’ll have to make my own!
    Jim
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