Star Wars: The Dork Awakens

Everyone kept saying "Nice costume!" WTF? I dress like this every day…

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My daughter is begging me to not dress like this when we go see “Star Wars” tomorrow morning. I’m not making any promises. (She’s lucky I’m not threatening to go full-on Vader like I did that one time.)

UPDATE: Hey, let’s vote on it!

In related news: WE’RE GOING TO SEE STAR WARS TOMORROW MORNING!

I am several-thousand times more excited about seeing this movie than a middle-aged man should be about anything that he can do while still fully clothed.

In other (significantly more hilarious) related news:

Now that’s funny.

OK, time to slip back into my no-“Star Wars”-spoilers cocoon. Enjoy your weekend, and May the Force Be With You! (Either that, or a good, stiff drink … or both. Yeah, let’s go with “both” … because nothing screams “It’s the weekend!” like a drunken, light-saber-wielding, Jedi-wannabe, amiright?)

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  1. Posted December 18, 2015 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

    I’m not a Star Wars fan (sorry!) but I can appreciate your excitement. Wear the outfit, own the outfit and enjoy!
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  2. Posted January 15, 2016 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    Hey, dress for the job you want!

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