Category Archives: Buffoonery

April 22, 2010
More evidence that a.) I’m mentally ill, and b.) I really do need a vacation

April 19, 2010
I was going to call this one ‘Waterworld,’ because, much like that film, this incident involved water and sucked … but at least ‘Waterworld’ had Jeanne Triplehorn in it, which makes it way better than the colossal screw-up I pulled this weekend

March 19, 2010
Helpful tip: Don’t go to the Emergency Room on St. Patrick’s Day. Also? Don’t try to be your own pharmacist.

March 11, 2010
Home alone

September 23, 2009
Marathon Man

June 17, 2009
Oh, by the way

March 7, 2009
An even bigger prick

March 4, 2009
A real prick

February 25, 2009
Breakin’ the Law, Breakin’ the Law (Hey, I’ve had it stuck in my head all day now, so I thought you might as well, too.)

February 23, 2009
Maybe if I don’t think about it, it won’t hurt as much. OUCH!

February 19, 2009
This one goes out to the makers of that helmet I was wearing Sunday afternoon. Much love.

February 10, 2009
A barrel of laughs

January 7, 2009
Still headbanging after all these years

December 28, 2008
When up on the roof, there arose such a clatter …

July 12, 2008
Subject: No cellphone

February 28, 2007
I propose a toast to you, my readers

April 28, 2006
Safety 1st my ass