Category Archives: Life

August 11, 2010
Numb
July 28, 2010
Technically, this is a new blog post … but you would be hard-pressed to find a more lame and sorry-ass excuse of a post than this
June 21, 2010
Hi.
May 20, 2010
Unemployed, but popular (in a completely obscure and geeky kind of way)
May 13, 2010
No, really: This job-search thing is like shooting fish in a barrel
May 12, 2010
Man, this finding-a-new-job thing is going to be easier than I thought
May 6, 2010
Pardon me while I use this post to take care of some important administrative business
April 30, 2010
Happy Birthday, Baby
April 22, 2010
More evidence that a.) I’m mentally ill, and b.) I really do need a vacation
April 12, 2010
The one where I justify spending a ton of money we don’t have, because it’s all in the name of LOVE, people
March 19, 2010
Helpful tip: Don’t go to the Emergency Room on St. Patrick’s Day. Also? Don’t try to be your own pharmacist.
March 11, 2010
Home alone
February 28, 2010
I survived Mom2.0hmygodwhathaveIgottenmyselfinto?
February 27, 2010
If it makes you feel any better, I am achingly aware of just how badly I suck for not yet posting an epic Mom 2.0 recap
February 18, 2010
Oh, you mean that Mom 2.0 Summit I’ve known for months I’d be attending is suddenly here, and I’m once again scrambling at the last minute to get out of town? Well, at least I’m consistent.
February 5, 2010
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February 1, 2010
At last, the big birthday post … except, not really
January 21, 2010
R.I.P. R.B.P.
January 13, 2010
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree … How did you get so smelly?
January 8, 2010
I FINALLY got to use my passport!
January 7, 2010
And if this doesn’t work, I’ve got a lead on a witch doctor
January 4, 2010
Nothing says ‘Forgive me for my mental-illness-induced patch of blogging suckery’ like a free CD, am I right?
January 1, 2010
Dear 2010: I am going to whup your ass
December 14, 2009
Happy Holidays from the World’s Worst Blogger!
December 3, 2009
Yeah, I used to party in the big city like a madman, too … you know, back in the late 1900s
December 2, 2009
Tis the season to be jolly …
and by ‘jolly,’ I mean batshit crazy
November 24, 2009
Girls’ night out
November 20, 2009
We have a winnah!
November 6, 2009
OK, so I guess I won’t write about meeting the doubleyoo i gee gee ell e esses after all
November 4, 2009
Be afraid. Be very afraid (that I’m allowed to raise children, that is).
October 30, 2009
There’s a small chance that you don’t totally suck at parenting, and you occasionally might even see evidence that supports that theory
October 28, 2009
Performance art: ‘My Week So Far’
October 20, 2009
Get real
October 19, 2009
Sorbet, anyone?
October 16, 2009
Howzabout we just pretend I never said anything, and you can all crawl back into the sewer?
October 14, 2009
Because, much like FOX News, Daddy Scratches is Fair and Balanced (you know, except for the part where “Fair and Balanced” means “Loves to spread Right Wing propaganda and call it news”).
October 8, 2009
We now return to your regularly scheduled blog, already in progress
October 2, 2009
Hewlett Packard wants me to feel bad about myself
September 11, 2009
9/11
August 22, 2009
My Summer Vacation, Part IV
August 18, 2009
My Summer Vacation, Part III
August 16, 2009
Happy Birthday to me … sorta
August 16, 2009
My Summer Vacation, Intermission
August 12, 2009
My Summer Vacation, Part II
August 10, 2009
My Summer Vacation, Part I
July 29, 2009
This is where the witty headline would go if I had enough brainpower left to come up with one.
July 16, 2009
Pay no attention to the iMac that I just chucked out the window of a moving car on a busy superhighway during rush hour
July 7, 2009
The 4th of July … which falls between the 3rd and the 5th of July
July 1, 2009
The one where I send you all into a deep depression
June 29, 2009
M.I.A. in PA
June 15, 2009
So there I was, a lone drop of testosterone floating in a sea of estrogen …
June 9, 2009
For Sale
May 30, 2009
Totally Tweaked-Out Tuesday, Part 2
May 27, 2009
Totally Tweaked-Out Tuesday, Part 1
May 11, 2009
Smooth Like Your Mother
May 8, 2009
Get pumped … or something
April 30, 2009
Cradle robber
April 23, 2009
A week between entries? Way to keep people interested, dummy
April 16, 2009
Driving me crazy
April 8, 2009
Wall of shame
April 6, 2009
Play ball (maybe)!
March 12, 2009
Berated by Bono
March 7, 2009
An even bigger prick
March 2, 2009
Does anyone have Heat Miser’s phone number?
February 25, 2009
Breakin’ the Law, Breakin’ the Law (Hey, I’ve had it stuck in my head all day now, so I thought you might as well, too.)
February 23, 2009
Maybe if I don’t think about it, it won’t hurt as much. OUCH!
February 13, 2009
It’s all downhill from here
February 10, 2009
A barrel of laughs
February 8, 2009
Ugh. Ow. Ick.
January 30, 2009
Here we snow again
January 10, 2009
Attention beer drinkers
January 8, 2009
I have been to the mountaintop!
December 15, 2008
I considered titling this entry ‘You Light Up My Life,’ but that is just far, far too cheesy
November 19, 2008
Time to vacate
November 9, 2008
Because just getting stuff done isn’t difficult enough
November 4, 2008
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me an almost-40-year-old man who gets into Halloween way too much
October 9, 2008
I do
October 3, 2008
I actually quoted Dokken in my yearbook. Dokken. What a tool.
September 23, 2008
Get out your violin
September 18, 2008
Finding the line
September 12, 2008
Example of why I have learned to mostly quit while I’m ahead
September 10, 2008
Voted Most Likely to Succeed
September 8, 2008
Episode VII: Battle for the Bed
August 24, 2008
Loony ’toons
August 20, 2008
I also pay a guy to fix my car
July 12, 2008
Subject: No cellphone
January 18, 2007
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January 1, 2007
Happy New Year to you, and
Happy Anniversary to daddyscratches.com
May 31, 2006
A hiatus of biblical proportion
May 7, 2006
Canyons and cupcakes
May 3, 2006
How I love thee, frozen peas
March 16, 2006
A bit south of SXSW
March 7, 2006
Subject: Sarah’s gone
February 14, 2006
Greetings from the Arctic Tundra
February 9, 2006
The Perfect Storm
February 1, 2006
Remember me?
January 17, 2006
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