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	<title>Daddy Scratches &#187; Quoting Zan</title>
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	<description>Watch as 40-year-old suburban husband, father and writer with delusions of grandeur has a meltdown before your very eyes.</description>
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		<title>Good point</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2009/11/16/good-point/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scene: Zan and Jayna watching &#8220;The Backyardigans.&#8221; Penguin character named Pablo is shown sitting atop the bow of a viking ship. Aaaaaaand &#8230; action! Jayna: &#8220;What? Zan, how did Plablo get up there?&#8221; [Yes, "Plablo."] Zan: &#8220;He climbed.&#8221; Jayna: &#8220;He&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2009/11/16/good-point/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all downhill from here</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2009/04/27/its-all-downhill-from-here-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quoting Zan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scene: Zan, outside, dribbling and shooting a basketball. Ball bounces back and strikes him in the crotch. Zan: &#8220;Ouch!&#8221; Jayna: &#8220;What happened, Zan?&#8221; Zan: &#8220;The ball just hit me in the penis &#8230; which some people call a &#8216;wiener.&#8217;&#8221; And &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2009/04/27/its-all-downhill-from-here-2/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Understanding the Economic Crisis, For Kids</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/10/23/understanding-the-economic-crisis-for-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/10/23/understanding-the-economic-crisis-for-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quoting Zan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zan and I were in the playroom after dinner this evening, at which time the following exchange took place: &#8220;Zan, we need to clean up these Legos.&#8221; &#8220;Dad, I&#8217;m the sheriff. And you&#8217;re the sheriff, too. OK, Sheriff Jon?&#8221; &#8220;OK, &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2008/10/23/understanding-the-economic-crisis-for-kids/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>A rose by any other name &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/07/30/a-rose-by-any-other-name/</link>
		<comments>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/07/30/a-rose-by-any-other-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scene: Zan and Daddy on the couch, watching the Red Sox play the Angels. &#8220;Daddy, do you know any of the Angels players&#8217; names?&#8221; &#8220;Well, their newest guy is Mark Texaira &#8230; and they have a great hitter named Vladimir &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2008/07/30/a-rose-by-any-other-name/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Daily trials and tribulations of a 4-year-old</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/03/20/daily-trials-and-tribulations-of-a-4-year-old/</link>
		<comments>http://daddyscratches.com/2008/03/20/daily-trials-and-tribulations-of-a-4-year-old/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy, I need to ask you a question that I think you might know the answer to.&#8221; &#8220;Sure, pal. What is it?&#8221; &#8220;Is Iron Man a good guy or a bad guy?&#8221; &#8220;He&#8217;s a good guy.&#8221; &#8220;Oh. I thought so, &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2008/03/20/daily-trials-and-tribulations-of-a-4-year-old/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8216;Tell me about your day, son &#8230; &#8217;</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2007/01/29/quoting-zan-1/</link>
		<comments>http://daddyscratches.com/2007/01/29/quoting-zan-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy, today, in the parking lot, we saw big, orange puke. For real.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Constipation, Day 4</title>
		<link>http://daddyscratches.com/2006/10/16/constipation-day-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 13:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quoting Zan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overheard just now &#8230; Zan: Mommy, I don&#8217;t want to poop on the potty. I want to poop in my pull-up. Mommy: Nope. You&#8217;re three now, and when you&#8217;re three, that means you need to go poop on the potty. &#8230; <a href="http://daddyscratches.com/2006/10/16/constipation-day-3/"><br /><span class="continue">Continue reading</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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