http://daddyscratches.com Watch as 40-year-old suburban husband, father and writer with delusions of grandeur has a meltdown before your very eyes. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:06:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://daddyscratches.com/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fdaddyscratches.com%2F2010%2F07%2F15%2Fzan-7-years%2F&seed_title=Zan%3A+7+years http://daddyscratches.com/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fdaddyscratches.com%2F2010%2F07%2F15%2Fzan-7-years%2F&seed_title=Zan%3A+7+years#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:01:32 +0000 Daddy Scratches http://daddyscratches.com/?p=6160 Dear Zan, Seeing as how your sister turned five a few days ago, I figured I should finally write the letter I've been planning to write you since your birthday last month. Sorry, dude; through no fault of your own, your seventh birthday took place smack dab in the midst of The Great Clusterf**k of 2010 (and please note my use of not just one, but two asterisks back there ... because I am a responsible parent who believes blatant use of the "F" word should be avoided when writing to a 7-year-old. Take that, people who think I'm not fit to raise children!).]]> http://daddyscratches.com/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fdaddyscratches.com%2F2010%2F07%2F15%2Fzan-7-years%2F&seed_title=Zan%3A+7+years/feed/ 10 http://daddyscratches.com/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fdaddyscratches.com%2F2010%2F03%2F29%2Fits-a-good-thing-im-so-naturally-crafty-and-handy-and-oh-wait-no-im-not%2F&seed_title=It%26%238217%3Bs+a+good+thing+I%26%238217%3Bm+so+naturally+crafty+and+handy+and+oh+wait+no+I%26%238217%3Bm+not http://daddyscratches.com/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&seed=http%3A%2F%2Fdaddyscratches.com%2F2010%2F03%2F29%2Fits-a-good-thing-im-so-naturally-crafty-and-handy-and-oh-wait-no-im-not%2F&seed_title=It%26%238217%3Bs+a+good+thing+I%26%238217%3Bm+so+naturally+crafty+and+handy+and+oh+wait+no+I%26%238217%3Bm+not#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:39:42 +0000 Daddy Scratches 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