Last week, you were busy receiving many presents and shoving large quantities of frosted cake into your face, and I was busy trying to figure out where the hell the past year went all of a sudden.… [read the rest]
- You know that Bad Company song "I'm Ready for Love"? Yeah, that's me ... except replace "Love" with "Bed." about 23 hours ago
- Ok, NOW the comment problem on my blog appears to really be fixed. (Shout out to @gigirambles for helping me troubleshoot things.) about 23 hours ago
- I apparently *haven't* solved the comment problem. So now, not only is my blog being an asshole; it's also making a liar out of me. about 23 hours ago
- FYI: If you recently tried to leave a comment on my blog & it was being an asshole & wouldn't let you, I apologize. Pretty sure it's fixed. about 1 day ago
- The post you thought would never come: "The Scratches Family’s Excellent Adventure Part 3: Wide Right, motherfucker!" http://t.co/A7iHJVEu0R about 1 day ago
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- The Scratches Family’s Excellent Adventure, Part 3: Wide Right, motherfucker! (2)
- If you’re a ginormous asshole who regularly demonstrates a total disregard for your co-workers, this post is for you (9)
- professionaldawn: Um, it might be women peeing on the seat. No joke. There are lots of women who refuse to sit on the...
- qwertygirl: We had people in our office who left notes on the microwave that said, “Please consider microwaving...
- Michelle: Dude, if you ever find a way to get out of IT, let me know. It’s been 25 years now and I have very...
The Scratches Family’s Excellent Adventure, Part 3:
Wide Right, motherfucker!
- If you’re a ginormous asshole who regularly demonstrates a total disregard for your co-workers, this post is for you
- I’ve narrowly cheated death yet again
- And then I bought a spaceship!
- I traveled into the future and went snowboarding with my son … and I know it was the future because there’s no way I currently have a son who’s old enough to snowboard with me
- I’m basically replacing Howard Stern … except for the “replacing Howard Stern” part.
- It’s very important that one of you buy me a house on Florida’s Gulf Coast, because fuck this
- A fan’s-eye view of Howard Stern’s Birthday Bash
- If this shit keeps up, I’m pretty sure I’ll be sleeping at Howard Stern’s place this weekend
- The Scratches Family’s Excellent Adventure, Part 3: