Talk to the hand(s)

Talk to the hand(s)

Have something you want to say to this one, or some parental directive you need for her to obey? Well, consider this photo a visual representation of…
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Zan: 7 years

Zan's 7th birthday

Dear Zan,

Seeing as how your sister turned five a few days ago, I figured I should finally write the letter I’ve been planning to write you since your birthday last month. Sorry, dude; through no fault of your own, your seventh birthday took place smack dab in the midst of The Great Clusterf**k of 2010 (and please note my use of not just one, but two asterisks back there … because I am a responsible parent who believes blatant use of the “F” word should be avoided when writing to a 7-year-old. Take that, people who think I’m not fit to raise children!).
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Start spreadin’ the news…

Start spreadin' the news...)

I always knew one day I’d finally make it onto…
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Happy Birthday, America! You don’t look a day over 234! (You look two days over 234. Sorry I’m late.)

Happy Birthday, America! You don't look a day over 234! (You look two days over 234.)

And then the Fourth of July came, and instead of putting up a Fourth of July post and celebrating our nation’s birth with my family, I was…
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Be there or be square

Be there or be square

And in my latest installment of “You know you have ADD when…,” I present you with…
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Stringing you along in grand fashion

Stringing you along in grand fashion

See, here’s the thing about having a woefully neglected…
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